So, how'd you like to feature on the cover of our soon-to-be-released EP? It's easy, just follow our step-by-step tutorial and you too can be part of the in-crowd, similar to these unwitting people drafted in from a simple google search:



STEP 1:
Get someone to take a photo for you. We had our resident engineer draw up a schematic for ya, and got the vain-est bandmember to demonstrate (thanks Steffi for the photo):

STEP 2:
Upload your photo to facebook and bring it to our attention so we can download it, or reduce it to a reasonable size ( < 1megabyte) and send it to us at pimpinhorus@hotmail.com

STEP 3:
Bask in glory when you appear on our inevitably-future-famous EP cover! Remember that silly woman in white who was facing the wrong way? Now she's Jables!


You can wear whatever you like in the photo, whether it's "ordinary" or "out there". So a first in, but not necessarily best-dressed, policy will apply. We'll try to make as many of you as possible visible, as long as you're facing in vaguely the right direction.